The CEO and His Speech

[The Eagle]

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech.
When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.


"What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?" he
demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I
finished."


The employee was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute
speech," he replied. "And I gave you the two extra copies you
asked for."