Who is going to be attending School

[The Eagle]

After school one day, a young first-grade boy was sitting at the
kitchen table, eating his afternoon snack, when he blurted out,
"Mom, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or
sisters who will be coming to school."


The boy's mother replied, "That's nice of her to take such an
interest, dear. What did she say when you told her you are the
only child?"


She just said, "Thank goodness!"